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masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

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cecemonet-alias:

nedahoyin:

HAAAAAA..

the little dude in the back gets it

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lyriciss:

My first rap battle.

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harryrella:

auxil:

do people really think there’s this sudden influx of gay/lesbian/bisexual/trans people because it’s “hip” and “cool” now or some shit you realize that there are just as many gay/lesbian/bisexual/trans people as there were in any point in history it’s just throughout most of history you didn’t hear about any of them because it was REALLY UNSAFE TO BE ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

(Source: nyathan, via caitlanlikesturtles)

spoooky-couch:

whenever i’m leaving a conversation i say “bi” to remind and tell people i am bisexual. for some reason this has not been working very well and most people think i’m straight despite my reminders. however, they do sometimes praise me and say “good bi” in response.

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yungmoth92:

jrunk:

can ur child serve like this

oh my fucking god

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channeler:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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prekslut:

creepiest things on earth:

  • spiders
  • ghosts
  • spider ghosts
  • men over 35 who wear abercrombie

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theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Epic Tales By Tumblr Bloggers

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